The Eternal Enema

In Mashuk Akva-Term Sanatorium in the town of Zheleznovodsk, Russian Caucasus Mountains region, there is now an 800 pound bronze monument to the enema. It is a symbol of the region known for its mineral springs water enemas that are routinely given for all sorts of digestive complaints. They plan to use the monument as a model for future awards to medical doctors.

I say it should be given to all politicians.