It's a Rubber Suit After All

. Tuesday, August 19

Get this. It's no surprise, none at all. A disappointment maybe, but no surprise. Remember the found Bigfoot? It's a hoax. Boo.

Matt Whitton, the police officer on medical leave and who lost his job over this fraud, and his cohort Rick Dyer are nowhere to be found now. The two ingeniously froze the body of what they claimed was a Bigfoot in a huge block of ice and then sold it during the latest media craze to researchers for an undisclosed amount. As the ice slowly melted, the scientists found empty, rubber toes and a hollow head, and hair that balled up like plastic when heated. Are you surprised?

Good game, guys. Enjoy the rest of your lives on that tropical island.