If the Shoe Fits…

Caught With His Pants Down

Meet Rodell Vereen of Columbia, SC. It seems ol' Mr. Vereen has a thing, and I mean a major thing, with a certain old mare at the Lazy B Stables.

Vereen is so smitten with the mare that he was charged with buggery in 2007 and placed on probation and the sex offender list. He was doing ok until he stopped taking his medicine, and decided he'd visit the old mare yet again.

This time, seeing signs that the buggery was going on again, the mare's owner installed surveillance cameras and taped one of the late night rendezvous. The next week, the owner caught Vereen with his pants down and held him at gun point until police arrived.

If convicted this time, he'll face 5 years in prison.

Walking + Texting = Landing in the Sewer

You gotta wonder...

15 year old Alexa Longueira of Staten Island found out today that it's not a good idea to draft a text message while walking down Victory Blvd.

Longueira fell into an open manhole about the time DEP workers stepped a few feet away to grab an ice cream cone.  She scraped her arms and her back when she fell into the sewer, and managed to climb the 4 feet up and out without trouble.

When the DEP workers saw her climbing out of the manhole, they came running. The girl was checked out at a hospital and released.

As if walking along blind to the world isn't bad enough, her mother said she plans to sue the city - on the grounds of the "gross factor" with the blazing argument that her daughter's sneaker is still in the putrid hole.

Dumb and dumber...