Drunk Shoots Lawnmower

. Friday, July 25

I couldn't pass this one up.  I can't tell you how many times I've cursed and cussed lawnmowers and weedeaters. And kicked and slapped.

Keith Walendowski, charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed said, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."  He was drunk.

If convicted, he could face an $11,000 fine and six years in prison.  I think he looks like he could handle the prison time, but the fine...?

Come on, fellow Polacks, how about keeping a little lower profile, ok?  Jeesh.