A Chapter from X-Files

. Thursday, August 28

Get this! David Duchovny has voluntarily admitted himself into rehab -- for sex addiction. He asks for respect and privacy for himself and his family during these trying times. But, no other information is forthcoming. Could it be that he dove too deeply into character on "Californication" as a 48 year old, sex-obsessed man? Who would've known that Duchovny was such a good actor? Or, was this the role that released the inner David? Either way, don't admit him into a hospital, for crying out loud. Send him around the states and let all his fans wear him out! They call it over saturation in behavior modification circles, and it is a very valid course of treatment... A-hem!